Top ten reasons why you should shave your head!
#1
You will save on haircuts, shampoo, coloring, and perms.
#2
You might find that you have an attractively shaped head.
#3
You won't wake up with hair on your pillow or at the bottom of the shower.
#4
If you almost cause a car accident, you can whip off your hat or wig
to gain sympathy from the person you almost hit.
#5
You can collect hats, wear them, and never get hat hair.
#6
You can shock your friends by pulling off your hat, and then
charge a dollar if they want to touch it.
#7
When your hair finally grows back, it may be red and curly.
#8
You will look just like an alien, so you can finally get that
job as an extra on Babylon5.
#9
You already look like a thirsty Chia Pet, so it can only get better.
#10
No more bad hair days.
