Top ten answers to why you are wearing a mask!
#1
I am famous and must disguise myself.
#2
I have terrible allergies.
#3
I have
disgusting bad breath.
#4
I am an alien and cannot breathe unfiltered earth air.
#5
I am on a diet and this keeps me from eating.
#6
I am related to Michael Jackson.
#7
I am protecting myself from your germs.
#8
I accidently super glued it to my face and cannot get it off.
#9
I just saw the movie Outbreak.
#10
I am a doctor!
